Nothing is funnier than puns. In honor of Halloween, here’s a sweet treat of great Halloween puns and jokes related to apparel!

Q: Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?
A: Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

Q: What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A: A wash and wear wolf

Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A: With a pumpkin patch

Costume Puns

You can be a walking, talking apparel pun with these apparel pun related Halloween costume ideas!

Freudian Slip: Wear a slip with handwritten Freud-related words or terminology on it, such as: Id, Ego, Superego. Freud also had a neatly clipped white beard and circular black-rimmed glasses. To complete your look, carry a cigar. It is actually not a myth that Freud was quite the cigar smoker.

Coat of Arms: If you have any old shirts lying around (which I’m sure you do, because you probably just got a super new order of shirts from Queensboro!), you can make yourself a “Coat of Arms.” Cut the sleeves off of your old shirts (cut the sleeves off at the shoulder). Then, sew or attach gloves to the cuff-end of the sleeves. Then attach the sleeves to an old coat. Then you have a coat of arms!